Pini is a Punster. His father is a Punster. His grandfather is a Punster. His great grandfather was a Punster. His mother is a Punster. His aunts are Punsters. But Pini is the biggest punster of all.

A pun is a kind of joke. A pun makes fun of two words that sound alike but have different meanings. A punster tells a lot of puns. Pini says that being a Punster runs in his family.

Pini tells many puns. Too many. Dad makes him a pun jar. Puns cost Pini one cent. Pini says that now his puns cost a pretty penny. CLINK! Pini puts a penny in the pun jar.

Here are some of Pini’s puns. You may get some of them now. Others you will get when you’re all groan.

• My parrot likes to call me names.
  But toucan play that game.
   
• A man had to have his left side cut off.
  He’s all right now.
   
• Stairs are always up to something.
   
• Why can’t the bike stand up?
  It’s two-tired.
   
• Trying to use a broken pencil is pointless.
   
• Jim was made backwards.
  His feet smell and his nose runs.
   
• I’m very good at sleeping.
  I can do it with my eyes closed.
   
• I wanted to get a new brain.
  But I changed my mind.
   
• Time flies like an arrow.
  Fruit flies like a banana.